Does your dog secretly hate birthdays? Is their usual expression one of profound disappointment, even when presented with a new squeaky toy or a suspiciously delicious piece of bacon? Then we have the perfect greeting card for their "special" day!
Introducing the "Dog Grumpy Birthday Greeting Card"Ñthe only card that truly captures the spirit of a canine who'd rather be napping than celebrating another trip around the sun. Forget saccharine sentiments and wagging tails; this card features an adorably disgruntled dog face that says, "I tolerated this party. Now where's the food?"
Printed on high-quality, pet-proof stock (if you hide it high enough), this card is ideal for dog owners, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little sass with their sincerity. Inside, you'll find just enough space for your signature and a small, apologetic note about making them wear that ridiculous party hat.
It's 5x7 inches of pure, unadulterated canine cynicism. Send a card that matches their mood, not yours! Birthdays are exhausting. Let your dog express their feelings without having to actually speak (or growl). Get the Dog Grumpy Birthday Greeting Card and make their misery memorable! (Treats sold separately.)
Ivory Envelope
Bio Cello Bag
Size 150mm x 150mm
Material 300gsm Silk Card
