Meet Strutton Pigeon, your feathered friend with a passion for keeping the neighbourhood spick and span. Armed with his trusty litter-picker and hi-vis vest (self-appointed, naturally), this dedicated volunteer patrols pavements and riverbanks at dawn, determined to make the world a cleaner place. With boundless energy and genuine civic pride, he's even campaigning for a composting scheme. When duty calls it a day, you'll spot him by the canal, preening contentedly – though he'd appreciate it if Amuseables Peanut would mind those crisp crumbs!
